New Year 2023 began with an unexpected twist—we moved houses. Here is the story of what happened. Only names have been changed. Everything else is factual.
January 14, 2023
Dear J___________,
Your wish has come true. We are out of Cardinal House. No longer do we occupy your physical space. As of 1:30 pm today, the cleaning crew mopped up any lingering crumbs. Don’t worry—we don’t intend to ever set foot back on the property.